"Everytime I go to Vegas, I seem to incur some kind of fine."

-- Artie Lange

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“I'm getting very sorry for the Devil and his disciples such as the good Le Chiffre. The devil has a rotten time and I always like to be on the side of the underdog. We don't give the poor chap a chance...the Devil had no prophets to write his Ten Commandments and no team of authors to write his biography.”
“I'm a complete egomaniac. It makes me feel terrible to say [being interviewed] is hard. It's taxing in a way. Just 'cause it's a lot of mental energy just to keep focused. I actually think it's harder for journalists.”

Source : "Rob Corddry on Pain & Gain, Being from Boston, and Absurdity". Esquire.com Interview, www.esquire.com. April 25, 2013.
“I wished that I...had no savvy at all. No savvy to cause me heartache. No savvy to make me hope, and then leave me useless.”
“As an anarchist, I cannot reconcile myself to any government.”
“Data is your eyes, not your brain.”

Source : Colleen Jones (2010). “Clout: The Art and Science of Influential Web Content”, p.190, Pearson Education
“Sometimes, I get ideas from dreams. Often, my stories are based on adventures that I, or my friends, have actually lived.”
“Running into a pole is a drag, but never being allowed to run into a pole is a disaster,”

Source : "Batman Pt. 2". "Invisibilia" with Lulu Miller, www.npr.org. January 22, 2015.
“The future of human society. Had it made an irrevocably false start? The compass error that gets harder to correct with every mile you go?”

Source : Sybille Bedford (2017). “A Favourite of the Gods and A Compass Error”, p.280, New York Review of Books

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