"My mother-in-law's so fat that when she passes her handbag from hand to hand she throws it."

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Source : Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

Les Dawson

#Mother Quotes #Hands Quotes #Law Quotes

“The main thing experience has taught me is that one has to sort of hone their relationship to time, you know.”
“The love of independence is a sentiment that surely none would wish to see erased from the breast of man, though the parish law of England, it must be confessed, is a system of all others the most calculated gradually to weaken this sentiment, and in the end may eradicate it completely.”
“Some politicians are aware of the Bill of Rights. It seems that the opposition party is far more likely to invoke it, to wave it in the air, this is what we saw from a lot of republicans during the Clinton Administration, and we are seeing the same from Democrats under Bush.”
“Kiss the mouth which tells you, here, here is the world. This mouth. This laughter. These temple bones.”

Source : Galway Kinnell (2001). “A New Selected Poems”, p.93, Houghton Mifflin Harcourt
“The proper study of mankind is the science of design.”
“When I was five years old I knew I wanted to act.”
“The Serbs have only two friends, God and the Greeks.”
“This recipe is certainly silly. It says to separate two eggs, but it doesn't say how far to separate them.”

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