"This recipe is certainly silly. It says to separate two eggs, but it doesn't say how far to separate them."

-- Gracie Allen

#Food Quotes #Silly Quotes #Eggs Quotes

“I love going to the factories of La Plata, or Little Havana and seeing them roll cigars. I get excited. To me it is more beautiful than a topless club”
“You can give me detention. Oh, wait, that's right...you aren't the boss of me. So I guess you can just bite me. -Dean”
“The most melancholy thing about human nature, is, that a man may guide others into the path of salvation, without walking in it himself; that he may be a pilot, and yet a castaway.”
“When you see someone who has turned his passion into a profit, ask yourself, â€˜Why not me?”
“Deploring other people--their lack of perfection--had always been our sport.”
“Actually, I bought one share of Warren Buffett's stock, probably 35 years ago, in order to read his letters.”
“Yes, I am influenced by everbody. But every time I put my hands in my pockets I find someone else's fingers there.”
“I know you hear horror stories about child actors, but I think in my family when I did start acting it was never a big deal.”

Source : AMCtv.com Interview, www.amc.com. August 2011.

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