"I do dark [humor]. I like people who are silly and weird and people who are surprising and good at what they do."

-- Anthony Jeselnik

#Silly Quotes #Dark Quotes #People Quotes

“As I walked briskly out the road the wind knifed at my face, but this sun caressed the back of my neck.”
“Americans can pretty much sing anything, whereas foreign singers are often limited in style, language, even composer.”
“Women were the very devil, at the mercy of their frail strength.”
“The definition of public art to me means everything and means nothing because for me, all art is public. Art has to be public by definition and in a way It has to be accessible to any audience not just a work in a museum or an art gallery.”

Source : Source: www.huffingtonpost.com
“Like a path through the forest, Sabbath creates a marker for ourselves so, if we are lost, we can find our way back to our center.”
“Owing to the imperfection of language the offspring is termed a new animal, but it is in truth a branch or elongation of the parent; since a part of the embryon-animal is, or was, a part of the parent; and therefore in strict language it cannot be said to be entirely new at the time of its production; and therefore it may retain some of the habits of the parent-system. (1794)”

Source : Erasmus Darwin (1794). “Zoonomia; Or, The Laws of Organic Life ...”, p.480
“I've got big hips and a big body. I'm double, triple the size of other models - and I embrace that - I own it.”

Source : "Robyn Lawley’s GQ Australia Spread Is The Fashion Shoot We’ve Been Waiting For". www.huffingtonpost.com. October 15, 2013.
“Nestor beckoned to me and I dismounted with care.I handed the reins to the boy with thanks. I do not wish to see that hard-charging bag of bones again, unless it is in my soup.”

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