"Isn't this amazing? Clinton is getting $8M for his memoir, Hillary got $8M for her memoir. That is $16M for two people who for eight years couldn't remember anything."

-- Jay Leno

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“You think you KNOW when you learn, are more sure when you can write, even more when you can teach, but certain when you can program.”

Source : "Epigrams on Programming". ACM SIGPLAN Notices 17 (9), pp. 7-13, pu.inf.uni-tuebingen.de. September 1982.
“Our plans are small and somewhat absurd.”
“I have learned more and more to enjoy my body when I have a few extra pounds on, just being more voluptuous. I say, focus on the body part that you feel most comfortable about.”

Source : "It's a Fergie World". Interview with Amy Spencer, www.glamour.com. March 31, 2008.
“Designers send me clothes I wouldn't feel comfortable wearing.”
“Perfect preparation prevents piss-poor performance.”
“Anything can be achieved with a strong enough why!”

Source : Source: aalbc.com
“We sell to an affluent demographic, so it is important for us to project a professional image.”
“We cannot change, we cannot move away from what we are, until we thoroughly accept what we are. Then change seems to come about almost unnoticed.”

Source : Carl Rogers (2012). “On Becoming a Person: A Therapist's View of Psychotherapy”, p.17, Houghton Mifflin Harcourt

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