"If you're being chased by a police dog, try not to go through a tunnel, then on to a little seesaw, then jump through a hoop of fire. They're trained for that!"

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Source : FaceBook post by Milton Jones from Dec 27, 2011

Milton Jones

#Dog Quotes #Tunnels Quotes #Fire Quotes

“We are constituted so that simple acts of kindness, such as giving to charity or expressing gratitude, have a positive effect on our long-term moods. The key to the happy life, it seems, is the good life: a life with sustained relationships, challenging work, and connections to community.”
“A very good side playing at the sort of level we are aspiring to.”

Source : "David Moyes admits Manchester United aspire to be more like arch-rivals City" by Ed Malyon, www.mirror.co.uk. March 25, 2014.
“Put a thorn in every enjoyment, a worm in every gourd, that would either prevent my being wholly thine, or in any measure ***** my progress in the divine life.”

Source : Thomas Cogswell Upham (1844). “Principles of the Interior Or Hidden Life: Designed Particularly for the Consideration of Those who are Seeking Assurance of Faith and Perfect Love”, p.283
“Theories are more common than achievements in the history of education.”

Source : Richard Livingstone (2013). “On Education”, p.41, Cambridge University Press
“I think that I am a pornographer, meaning that I make movies based on what excites me and what I would like to see.”

Source : Source: www.moviesonline.ca
“Adoration is caring for God above all else.”
“We need to play each others instruments.”
“School is the first impression children get of organized society. Like most first impressions it is the lasting one. Life is dull and stupid, only Coke provides relief. And other products, too, of course.”

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