"Whenever you correct someone's grammar just remember that nobody likes you."

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Source : FaceBook post by Jim Gaffigan from Apr 24, 2012

Jim Gaffigan

#Likes Quotes #Remember Quotes #Grammar Quotes

“Beauty without grace is the hook without the bait.”
“You can see when someone's been hurt the way I was. It's obvious. Something changes in their eyes; pain becomes their center, even when they try to hide it.”
“The success you are enjoying today is the result of the price you have paid in the past.”
“It is not always wise to appear singular.”
“The idea of devoting two years of my life to making a corporate product that looks and smells and tastes like a lot of other things out there with just a different trademark character is a bore.”

Source : Source: collider.com
“Passing beauties are only the fugitive reflectios of the eternal.”
“Having serious consequences to your decision-making process is something you have to be very comfortable with. It's something you learn and you practise over time, so I encourage people to find some way to challenge themselves. The other thing I share with people, which I've learned over time, is self-confidence. You have to get very comfortable with saying, "Well, every day, I'm just going to give my best. I have skill sets I've learned, I'm going to employ them, and my best is going to be good enough".”

Source : Source: www.macleans.ca
“Feeling inadequate is an occupational hazard of motherhood.”

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