"My son has a big Christmas problem - what do you buy for a father who has everything and you're using it?"

-- Milton Berle

#Christmas Quotes #Father Quotes #Son Quotes

“Why should not we have a poetry and philosophy of insight and not of tradition, and a religion by revelation to us, and not the history of theirs?”
“Musically, I have more things in common with tons of bands that have no female members.”
“It is important to nurture any new ideas and initiatives which can make a difference for Africa.”
“That experience showed me that I-from moment to moment-am the only person in control of my connection to God. It's not that God is deciding to connect with me, depending on whether I had a good day, or did good or bad deeds. It's all up to me. God, the awareness of God, the love of God, the blessings of God-that lively ecstasy-is always there. It's me who separates from God by judging, by indulging in negativity, by criticizing myself, as well as others.”
“Could a greater miracle take place than for us to look through each other's eyes for an instant?”
“Orthodoxy, my Lord,: said Bishop Warburton, in a whisper, â€” orthodoxy is my doxy, â€” heterodoxy is another man's doxy.”
“Being a rock star is being a rock star, I don't need to go into the details. What would you do if you were a rock star?”
“It's important to play the pieces that you feel you can play well. It was always my dream to play Bach - my first love and fascination - Chopin, and Szymanowski.”

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