"If you've gotten yourself into a situation when Clay Aiken is going to talk about his feelings with you, it's time to kill yourself."

-- Penn Jillette

#Feelings Quotes #Clay Quotes #Time To Kill Quotes

“In the darkness of your thoughts I would like to be a light.”
“Death is a confirmation of the believer's creed. For the skeptic it is discovery, immense and late.”

Source : Calvin Miller (1979). “The Finale”, Intervarsity Pr
“What do you do when you're no longer the hero of your own story?”
“A breakthrough occurs when you recognize, you are more energy than matter”
“One of the first TV shows that I did was this prank show. And we did a prank where we took a Michael Jackson impersonator and I played his publisher.I was just really good at my job.We were just about to go onto the field to throw out the first pitch just two weeks after 9\11. It was a huge security breach, and we made a lot of cops look really dumb. Producers of the show thought it would be really funny and I didn't think about it because I was a young dumb comedian. So I got arrested and went to jail in the Bronx, and now I can never go back to Yankee Stadium.”
“Ask yourself honestly, who do you wanna be and what are you willing to do to become that person?”
“The best way to defend the bombers is to catch the enemy before it his in position to attack. Catch them when they are taking off, or when they are climbing, or when they are forming up. Don't think you can defend the bomber by circling around him. It's good for the bombers morale, and bad for tactics.”
“This pain in your heart was created to make you yearn less for this life. And to yearn more for jennah. Allahu akbar”

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