"One of the first TV shows that I did was this prank show. And we did a prank where we took a Michael Jackson impersonator and I played his publisher.I was just really good at my job.We were just about to go onto the field to throw out the first pitch just two weeks after 9\11. It was a huge security breach, and we made a lot of cops look really dumb. Producers of the show thought it would be really funny and I didn't think about it because I was a young dumb comedian. So I got arrested and went to jail in the Bronx, and now I can never go back to Yankee Stadium."

-- Rob Huebel

#Jobs Quotes #Thinking Quotes #Jail Quotes

“We who go out to die shall be remembered, because we gave the world peace. That will be our reward, though we will know nothing of it, but lie rotting in the earth - dead.”

Source : Philip Gibbs (1946). “The Pageant of the Years: An Autobiography”
“Good night and have a pleasant tomorrow,”

Source : "Weekend Update" with Jane Curtin, snltranscripts.jt.org. January 15, 1977.
“An animal's eyes have the power to speak a great language.”
“You learn the most when you’re out on the edge.”
“When people ask what I write about, that's what I tell them: 'The drama of human relationships.' I'm not even close to running out of material.”
“One is constantly reminded of the infinite lavishness and fertility of Nature-inexhaustible abundance amid what seems enormous waste. And yet when we look into any of her operations that lie within reach of our minds, we learn that no particle of her material is wasted or worn out. It is eternally flowing from use to use, beauty to yet higher beauty; and we soon cease to lament waste and death, and rather rejoice and exult in the imperishable, unspendable wealth of the universe.”
“Now, you always know there's going to be some compromise when you're doing something for television, and especially network television.”

Source : Source: www.avclub.com
“I'm very hard on the art world just being a big business.”

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