"When you have bacon in your mouth, it doesn't matter who's president."

-- Louis C. K.

#President Quotes #Mouths Quotes #Matter Quotes

“I find still photographs make me quite self-conscious,”

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“99% of fund managers demonstrate no evidence of skill whatsoever.”
“A year after I'd graduated college, I went to a weeklong conference intensive in Boston, and that's when things kicked into high gear. My workshop leader was a Harvard professor and editor. At the end of the week we met one-on-one over breakfast, and she said, in essence, "Look, you're ready to turn pro." She gave me a list of literary agents to query once I had something to show them. I came home and wrote my first real novel, and the agent that sold it to Tor Books was on that list.”
“My message to kids who bully other kids is: You know it's wrong! What's really going on? Try not to make somebody else's life miserable because you are.”
“I was a gym rat and I always thought that was a part of my success.”

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“Code as if the next guy to maintain your code is a homicidal maniac who knows where you live.”
“Perhaps the greatest myth being purveyed, is that myths are just myths.”
“Every person is defined by the communities she belongs to.”

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