"Seriously, I don't need a gun. I'm easily annoyed. I would shoot people in my house that I invited over."

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Source : Wanda Sykes (2004). “Yeah, I Said It”, p.71, Simon and Schuster

Wanda Sykes

#Gun Quotes #People Quotes #Annoyed Quotes

“Here is just emptiness. There is no getting my ego out of the way, and all that stuff. There is just the seeing, shining in great brilliance and clarity.”
“I love marriage. I think it's a wonderful institution and it's the most important decision you make.”
“There, by the starlit fences The wanderer halts and hears My soul that lingers sighing About the glimmering weirs.”
“Nothing is so swift as calumny, nothing is more easily propagated, nothing more readily credited, nothing more widely circulated.”
“What I really do is take real plums and put them in an imaginary cake.”
“It's best being a striker. If you miss five then score the winner, you're a hero. The goalkeeper can play a blinder, then let one inâ€¦ and he's a villain.”
“The devil would gladly give a Bible to every man and promote obedience to its commands if in exchange we would surrender to him the Gospel”
“I never joined the army because at ease was never that easy to me. Seemed rather uptight still. I don't relax by parting my legs slightly and putting my hands behind my back. That does not equal ease. At ease was not being in the military. I am at ease, bro, because I am not in the military.”

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