"Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?"

-- Steven Wright

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“By establishing reading societies, and subscription libraries, and taking these under our direction, and supplying them through our labors, we may turn the public mind which way we will.”
“Considering that the blessed life we so long for consists in an intimate and true love of God Our Creator and Lord, which binds and obliges us all to a sincere love.”
“I love movies to death. I spent my entire youth in front of a TV watching old movies.”

Source : Interview with Melissa Silverstein, www.indiewire.com. April 9, 2012.
“you've got to wish for something the whole time when you're seventeen. You've got to, or there's nothing to live for. However impossible you've got to think you want it. ... When I couldn't think of a thing I wanted I nearly died.”
“Our desire to share the gospel takes all of us to our knees, and it should, because we need the Lord's help.”
“Without question, the material world and your everyday needs distract you from living meaningfully.”
“But, you know, I'd be happy just making music.”
“My love was alive, not because I was loved, but because I myself loved!”

Source : "'I was Casanova's very first lover'" by Laura Baggaley, www.theguardian.com. August 6, 2005.

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