"I don't know any comedian who tailors his act to his audience. Maybe people say they do, but I can't even imagine them."

-- Colin Quinn

#People Quotes #Comedian Quotes #Tailors Quotes

“I am moonlighting for the Buddha.”
“Where do we end, and what is the self? You cut off your arm, you're still yourself. You cut off two of your arms, you're still yourself. You cut off your arms and your legs, you're still yourself, right? Also, the idea of the self seems to be embedded right around here, right around the eyes. Infants know to look at the eyes.”
“In teaching man, experimental science results in lessening his pride more and more by proving to him every day that primary causes, like the objective reality of things, will be hidden from him forever and that he can only know relations.”
“The most depraved type of human being ... (is) the man without a purpose.”
“come he slow or come he fast it is but death that comes at last”

Source : Sir Walter Scott, “Marmion: Canto Ii. - The Convent”
“Besides the noble art of getting things done, there is the noble art of leaving things undone. The wisdom of life consists in the elimination of non-essentials.”

Source : Lin Yutang (1937). “The Importance of Living”
“Marc Maron's podcast success has nothing to do with my podcast success. If I do a quarter of a million downloads, I can show that to an advertiser as a fact, and that's that.”
“The mighty edifice of Government science dominated the scene in the middle of the 20th century as a Gothic cathedral dominated a 13th century landscape. The work of many hands over many years, it universally inspired admiration, wonder and fear.”

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