"As you can see, I speak many languages, including the language of sex."

-- Kristen Schaal

#Funny Quotes #Sex Quotes #Comedy Quotes

“I think it had something to do with my love of music, especially rock music.”
“The longer we go without strong leadership from the Administration and until we see significant progress in the day-to-day lives of the Iraqi people, the more difficult it will become to sustain the support of the American people and Congress for the current course.”
“Men will often admit other women are oppressed but not you.”
“The relationship between the public and the artist is complex and difficult to explain. There is a fine line between using this critical energy creatively and pandering to it.”
“Know that all healing forces are within, not without! The applications from without are merely to create within a coordinating mental and spiritual force.”

Source : "The Edgar Cayce Remedies". Book by William A. McGarey, p.16, 1983.
“I'm the Barbie, keep alotta plastic. Little pink stars, put em on my jacket.”
“There is a trick to flying. The angels told me." He had smiled at my wide-eyed awe. "You need to forget everything you know as a human being. When you are human, you discover that there is great power in hating the earth. And it can almost make you fly. But it never will." I had frowned, not quite understanding him. "So, what's the trick?" "Love the sky.”
“All this and heaven too.”

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