"Parenting is the most important job on the planet next to keeping Gary Busey off the nation's highways."

-- Dennis Miller

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“Women will not talk about football unless one of them is in love with a football player, and then suddenly you discover that they know everything that is to be known about it.”
“I definitely believe that the so-called American decline is greatly exaggerated.”

Source : Source: www.avclub.com
“Sometimes to keep it together you've got to leave it alone.”
“When you're dealing with new and emerging diseases, you have no idea and you can't predict in advance what would happen.”

Source : "10 years after SARS outbreak, WHO boss shares lessons learned". Interview with Helen Branswell, toronto.ctvnews.ca. March 5, 2013.
“People buy from people they know, like or trust”
“Tolling plan is a wonderful opportunity for political pandering, and some candidates are taking full advantage of it.”
“It's funny: All my friends back home are always wondering why every television show I'm on is a drama, but all the comedy pilots I did died a slow and painful death.”
“It's hard to notice things without people noticing me and that takes some getting used to.”

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