"Democratic presidential candidate John Kerry came down pretty hard on fellow candidate Howard Dean this weekend. After Dean misspoke several times, Kerry said you can't misspeak 15 times in a week and be president. And Bush said, 'You can't'?"

-- Jay Leno

#Weekend Quotes #Presidential Quotes #Dean Quotes

“I'm old school. I was taught that ice was for bourbon, not for your arm.”
“I am now seventy, rather glad, really, that I won't live to see the horrors to come in the 21st century.”
“Mathematics is the surest way to immortality. If you make a big discovery in mathematics, you will be remembered after everyone else will be forgotten”
“I don't follow fashion and I don't follow trends, I just follow my instincts”
“They linger near the back door, forehead to forehead and curved like statues as their lips whisper and brush together.”

Source : Lisa McMann (2010). “Fade”, p.28, Simon and Schuster
“A truer image of the world, I think, is obtained by picturing things as entering into the stream of time from an eternal world outside, than from a view which regards time as the devouring tyrant of all that is.”
“People must not do things for fun. We are not here for fun. There is no reference to fun in any Act of Parliament.”

Source : Uncommon Law (1935) "Is it a Free Country?"
“Now, as we stand three feet apart and stare at each other, I feel the full distance that comes with spending so much time apart, a moment filled with the electricity of a first meeting and the uncertainty of strangers.”

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