"In the olden days in England, you could be hung for stealing a sheep or a loaf of bread. However, if a sheep stole a loaf of bread and gave it to you, you would only be tried for receiving, a crime punishable by forty lashes with the cat or the dog, whichever was handy. If you stole a dog and were caught, you were punished with twelve rabbit punches, although it was hard to find rabbits big enough or strong enough to punch you."

-- Mike Harding

#Dog Quotes #Strong Quotes #Humorous Quotes

“The instant they say something you don't expect or already know, you should drop into detective mode.”
“It's a thrilling world, and people really like stories about secrets, which is the essence of a spy drama.”

Source : Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.
“The key to greatness is to look for people's potential and spend time developing it.”

Source : Peter Ferdinand Drucker (2006). “Classic Drucker: Essential Wisdom of Peter Drucker from the Pages of Harvard Business Review”, p.59, Harvard Business Press
“Our changing climate has changed our politics”

Source : "Deal agreed in Bali climate talks". www.theguardian.com. December 15, 2007.
“What is one man's hate speech is another man's poetry.”

Source : Source: theundercurrent.org
“I do not believe they've run out of surprises.”
“Just as the pure crystal takes color from the object which is nearest to it, so the mind, when it is cleared of thought-waves, achieves sameness or identity with the object of its concentration.”
“I want to share with you my belief in your power to change this country and this world.”

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