"people say churches are half empty, they're not, they're too big"

-- Sean Lock

#People Quotes #Church Quotes #Half Quotes

“Racism and prejudice exist there [at the National Film Board] like anywhere else. My history at the Board has not been easy. It's been a long walk.”
“After an 18-year career, I left the film industry, not wanting to become one of those child-actor cautionary tales.”
“The thing about light is that it really isnâ€™t yours; itâ€™s what you gather and shine back. And it gets more power from reflectiveness; if you sit still and take it in, it fills your cup, and then you can give it off yourself.”
“Education, and I regret to say this as an educator, but there's no indication that education has a direct effect on happiness.”

Source : "Should Governments Make Happiness A Priority?". Interview with Alison St. John, www.kpbs.org. April 26, 2011.
“Small businesses have made the call that to stay alive, health care isn't something they can provide. I think it's a tragic calculation.”
“When I look at pictures when I was younger, I do the quintessential cringe.”
“I'm addicted to tattoos. I can't stop; I love them.”
“I just told Max flatly, "I had laser surgery last week to lighten my birthmark," as if it was no big deal. Oh yeah?" he said. Unexpectedly, Max swiveled around, yanked his pants down. The last thing I thought I had wanted to see tonight was Merc walking out the door. I was wrong. It was this stranger's rear end. "Please don't tell me this is one of those stripping telegrams?”

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