"Marriage is grand. Divorce is about twenty grand."

-- Jay Leno

#Divorce Quotes #Twenties Quotes

“Donald Trump is an unstable charlatan who is appealing to the worst instincts in people, and I believe ultimately the American people are going to reject that.”
“I think soldiers are not just one homogenous group, just like Americans arent. They all have different feelings about the war.”
“The strategy of keeping the studio close, like an outbuilding five paces from the house, or in the loft next door, or with the studio on one end and the bed on the other - makes art always available.”
“Your determination, selflessness and courage have brought the freedom struggle towards its fulfillment.”
“I don't think I'm too thin at all. I understand when people say, 'Well your face gets gaunt,' but to get your bottom half to be the right size, your face might have to be a little gaunt. You choose your battles.”
“Be careless in your dress if you will, but keep a tidy soul.”
“I love when rappers have a off-beat, very abstract timing, and he certainly did.And any rapper who really approaches rapping with the art form of songwriting melodically - I know a bunch of rappers who actually go in before they write the lyrics and come up with the melody. And you can hear and feel that difference so much when that's the case.”
“Real happiness comes from inside. Nobody can give it to you.”

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