"I took religion much too seriously, however, and its overall effect was depressing. I would have really liked to discard it, but somehow I couldn't."

-- Jack Dee

#Depressing Quotes

“I know he is younger than me, but I absolutely love Zac Efron. His hair is always so pretty.”
“A man can be in two different places and he will be two different men. Maybe if you think of more places he will be more men, but two is enough for now.”
“She's a (lesbian), but with a body like that she could get any man she wants.”
“For the only way in which a durable peace can be created is by world-wide restoration of economic activity and international trade.”
“I want my legacy to be greater freedom, greater prosperity and a better way of life for my family, our employees and all Americans. And I wish the same for every nation on earth.”
“A new report reveals that New Jersey Governor Chris Christie spent over $82,000 on food at NFL games. Christie said, 'Hey, both of those games went into overtime.'”
“I think the country needs a good laugh. There are so many things dividing us right now, in the real world, that the timing is right for escapist entertainment that makes you feel better about your own family. If this family can survive, than everyone has got a chance.”
“I came to Vegas because I work 20 days a month here; I couldn't live anywhere else.”

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