"Just because I'm married to Doug doesn't mean I can't be here for you."

-- Kristen Schaal

#Mean Quotes #Funny Marriage Quotes #Married Quotes

“You know we're constantly taking. We don't make most of the food we eat, we don't grow it, anyway. We wear clothes other people make, we speak a language other people developed, we use a mathematics other people evolved and spent their lives building. I mean we're constantly taking things. It's a wonderful ecstatic feeling to create something and put it into the pool of human experience and knowledge.”
“I'm competitive in that I would like to outsell my last record.”
“The most important thing is that we need to be understood. We need someone to be able to listen to us and to understand us. Then we will suffer less.”
“Sam Snead will fly anywhere in my plane with me. Sam's not as worried about the danger as he is about saving money.”
“The use of fetuses as organ and tissue donors is a ticking time bomb of bioethics.”

Source : "Help From The Unborn Fetal-cell" by Joe Levine, content.time.com. June 24, 2001.
“There is something about Prince William and Prince Harry that brings real modernity to the British royal family. They are also very open, human, and kind, and this is what I have tried to capture in the pictures I have taken of them as well as in my pictures of Prince William and Catherine.”

Source : "Mario Testino: Princess Diana Is My Favorite, Took My Career To Another Level" by Hilary Moss, www.huffingtonpost.com. May 27, 2011.
“What ideal, immutable Platonic cloud could equal the beauty and perfection of any ordinary everyday cloud floating over, say, Tuba City, Arizona, on a hot day in June?”
“Subjective artists are one-eyed, but objective artists are blind.”

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