"I had a ploughman's lunch the other day. He wasn't very happy."

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Source : "Tommy Cooper: the best quotes" by Michael Hogan, www.theguardian.com. April 22, 2014.

Tommy Cooper

#Lunch Quotes #Very Happy Quotes

“I could have sexual chemistry with vinegar.”
“The greatest mistake a person can make is to be afraid of making one.”
“More and more we are into communications; and less and less into communication.”
“Home is where your teapots are.”
“This operation is not being planned with any alternatives. This operation is planned as a victory, and that's the way it's going to be. We're going down there, and we're throwing everything we have into it, and we're going to make it a success.”
“...there are persons who seem to have overcome obstacles and by character and perseverance to have risen to the top. But we have no record of the numbers of able persons who fall by the wayside, persons who, with enough encouragement and opportunity, might make great contributions.”
“People used to complain to me all the time, 'I can't even hear you sing because your clothes are so loud.”
“You have yourself and your instinct - there isn't anything else at the end of the day.”

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