"I love how New York is so multicultural. I wish I was ethnic, I'm nothing. Because if you're Hispanic and you get angry, people are like, 'He's got a Latin temper!' If you're a white guy and you get angry, people are like, 'That guy's a jerk.'"

-- Jim Gaffigan

#New York Quotes #Latin Quotes #White Quotes

“Mind the gap - it's the distance between life as you dream it and life as it is.”
“Flow. Be adaptable. Be sensitive like water, feel the other so you can attune and harmonize with your partner.”
“If one wants another only for some self-satisfaction, usually in the form of sensual pleasure, that wrong desire takes the form of lust rather than love.”
“Our kids are not here to comfort us, to entertain us, or to validate us. Those things need to come from ourselves and from other adults.”
“It's not like we wanted to get really political in terms of specific causes, but I think a lot of the lyrics deal with paranoia and feeling like "the man" is in control somehow.”
“On general principle, I boycott shows that don't employ actors.”
“Generally, a betting system for which each wager depends only on present resources and present probability of success is known as a Markov betting system.”

Source : "The Theory of Gambling and Statistical Logic, Revised Edition". Book by Richard Arnold Epstein, Chapter Three, Fundamental Principles Of A Theory Of Gambling, 1977.
“Everyone else had the look of tired patience people always got when listening to a sermon, no matter what the century.”

Source : Connie Willis (2011). “The Doomsday Book”, p.326, Spectra

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