"Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door."

-- Jeff Foxworthy

#Funny Quotes #Dog Quotes #Baby Quotes

“I am a compulsive and concise shopper.”
“All that Our Lord heeds in a man's life is the relationship of worth to His Father.”
“Radio is the theater of the mind; television is the theater of the mindless.”

Source : "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“I gravitate toward the larger worldview questions such as, Why are we here? What are we supposed to be doing? What does it mean to know another person? To love someone? Of course, those questions are sort of in the background as I'm playing with language in the foreground, but those are the informing questions.”

Source : "Cartographer of Word Galaxies". The Believer interview, logger.believermag.com. September 24, 2013.
“Who or what are you? Besides insufferably rude?”
“Earmarks have become a symbol of a Congress that has broken faith with the people. This earmark ban shows the American people we are listening and we are dead serious about ending business as usual in Washington.”
“The violence in the world comes about because we human beings are forever creating barriers between men who are like us and men who are not like us.”
“If I'm playing cards for pennies, I want to win.”

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