"At my age flowers scare me."

-- George Burns

#Birthday Quotes #Funny Inspirational Quotes #Flower Quotes

“If God would have wanted us to live in a permissive society He would have given us Ten Suggestions and not Ten Commandments.”
“The Chernobyl technology is different from the technology which is used in the west, mainly.”
“That's the name of the game ... pleasing the customer. If we ever lose sight of that fact, we've lost the ball game.”
“The gallery closed its doors in 1971. I could no longer psychologically handle the needs of 12 artists. I cared about all of them, and what was happening with their careers. I'm just not a person who can do that indefinitely. And tax-wise I was concerned because they gallery wasn't making money; it was losing money.”
“We're the victims of a disease called social prejudice, my child. These dear ladies of the law and order league are scouring out the dregs of the town. C'mon be a glorified wreck like me.”
“Karate is Budo and if Budo is removed from Karate it is nothing more than sport karate, show karate, or even fashion karate-the idea of training merely to be fashionable.”
“You have come to earth to entertain and to be entertained.”
“His golden locks Time hath to silver turned, O time too swift! O swiftness never ceasing! His youth 'gainst Time and Age hath ever spurned, But spurned in vain! Youth waneth by increasing.”

Source : 'Polyhymnia' (1590) ad fin. 'Sonnet'

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