"You may be a redneck if... your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand."

-- Jeff Foxworthy

#Funny Quotes #Redneck Quotes #Goal Quotes

“It is an error to imagine that evolution signifies a constant tendency to increased perfection. That process undoubtedly involves a constant remodeling of the organism in adaptation to new conditions; but it depends on the nature of those conditions whether the direction of the modifications effected shall be upward or downward.”
“I was offered 'I'm A Celebrity...' for a lot of money, but I don't like the level of degradation.”
“If it ever lay in my power, I will work the Cardinal as much displeasure as he has done to me.”
“There never was a revelation without a question first.”
“Here's another piece of advice, only date people who have read a different set of books than you have read, it will save you lots of time in the library.”
“When we do work in places like China and Vietnam, research tends to be really effective as a way of getting change, whereas in more open places, mobilization and the creation of public pressure through the media often seem to be the things we try.”

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“My favorite date movie is Scarface. There's nothing like taking a woman to see Scarface. It gets the panties off quick.”

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“Searching and learning is where the miracle process all begins.”

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