"Disasters are funny to me. As a comedian you learn from failure, so I'm always trying to put myself in a situation that does not seem ideal for my comedy and see how it works."

-- Anthony Jeselnik

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“The problem with the future is that it is different, if you are unable to think differently, the future will always arrive as a surprise.”
“I grew up in the Deep South, where sexism, racism, and homophobia were and still are alive and well. I have early, early memories of words and actions of this type being very painful.”
“I'm a non-confrontational person. If I order salmon and I get chicken, I'm going to eat the chicken.”

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“Our real calling to be a compassionate Christian came when we stepped out of the waters of baptismâ€¦ We donâ€™t need a bishopâ€™s assignment to be kind. We donâ€™t need to sign up to be thoughtful. We donâ€™t need to be sustained by our wards to be sensitive.”
“There are always a few people you do a lot for, and a few who do a lot for you, but they're not the same people.”
“Don't let your learning lead to knowledge. Let your learning lead to action.”
“I have to choose songs that represent my personality.”
“When my shoes are killing me, I take a maxi pad and put it in the bottom of my shoe. It is better than any Dr. Scholl's insert. That fashion tip has saved me through some long nights.”

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