"She wanted an Italian sports car - with the sport still in it."

-- Milton Berle

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“If our free society is to endure, and I know it will, those who govern must recognize that the Framers of the Constitution limited their power in order to preserve human dignity and the air of freedom which is our proudest heritage.”

Source : "Reason and Passion: Justice Brennan's Enduring Influence". Book by Brennan Center for Justice, 1997.
“I have lived in Norfolk all my life. It inspires me, the sea, the limitless skies, the mud and the burning sunsets and the freedom of a place where more than 50% of the neighbours are fish.”
“My first undertaking in the way of scientific experiment was in the field of economics and psychology.”

Source : Simon Newcomb (1903). “The reminiscences of an astronomer”, Harper and Brothers
“Sometimes we become what we see. Sometimes we take what we see and make it the model for what we refuse to become.”

Source : "Summers at Castle Auburn". Book by Sharon Shinn, 2001.
“Feminists often discuss women having two jobs: work and children. True. But no one discusses those divorced and remarried men who have three jobs: work, and two sets of children to nurture and financially support.”
“You're only lonely if you don't like the person you are alone with.”
“The purpose of polite behavior is never virtuous. Deceit, surrender, and concealment these are not virtues. The goal of the mannerly is comfort, per se.”
“Whenever and wherever men have engaged in the mindless slaughter of animals (including other men), they have often attempted to justify their acts by attributing the most vicious or revolting qualities to those they would destory; and the less reason there is for the slaughter, the greater the campaign for vilification.”

Source : Farley Mowat (2015). “Never Cry Wolf”, p.103, Open Road Media

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