"Weâ€™re built to deal with death, disease, failure, struggle, heartbreak, problems. Itâ€™s what separates us from the animals and why we envy and love animals so much. Weâ€™re aware of it all and have to process it. The way we each handle being human is where all the good stories, jokes, art, wisdom, revelations, and bullshit come from."

-- Marc Maron

#Art Quotes #Struggle Quotes #Animal Quotes

“Several decades ago, a detachment of the American right cut itself loose from reason, and it has been drifting along happily ever since. If the birthers are more evidently kooky than the global-warming 'skeptics' or the death-panellers or the supply-siders or the Swift Boat Veterans for Truth, they are, in their fundamental disregard for the facts, actually mainstream.”
“In the future, instead of striving to be right at a high cost, it will be more appropriate to be flexible and plural at a lower cost. If you cannot accurately predict the future then you must flexibly be prepared to deal with various possible futures.”
“You cannot create employees without first creating employers.”

Source : Jack Kemp (1991*). “Secretary Jack Kemp Addresses the National Alliance of Business: Getting America and the World Moving Again : Democractic Capitalism in a New Millennium of Freedom : Washington, D.C., October 7, 1991”
“You got to set your mind right and the rest will come to you naturally. No restrictions, no hang-ups, no stupid rules, no formalities, no forbidden fruit - just everyone getting and giving as much as he and she can.”
“Boys are 30 percent more likely than girls to drop out of school. In Canada, five boys drop out for every three girls. Girls outperform boys now at every level, from elementary school to graduate school.”
“I can only speak for myself - I don't care how I look.”

Source : Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.
“Some people think God does not like to be troubled with our constant coming and asking. The way to trouble God is not to come at all.”

Source : Dwight L Moody (1987). “Prevailing Prayer”, p.79, Moody Publishers
“To acquire love... fill yourself up with it until you become a magnet.”

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