"I cannot tell a joke. But I can do a situation, that it becomes a joke."

-- Don Rickles

#Situation Quotes #Jokes Quotes

“The courage to be yourself is the essence of hip hop”
“If I'm making a movie and get hungry, I call time-out and eat some crackers.”

Source : "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
“This is the theoryâ€¦ that anything that is artâ€¦ is presumably about some certain thing, but is really always about something else, and itâ€™s no good having one without the other, because if you just have the something it is boring and if you just have the something else itâ€™s irritating.”
“Rather be dead than cool.”
“We can expect the climate crisis industry to grow increasingly shrill, and increasingly hostile toward anyone who questions their authority.”
“To begin with, I wanted that truth to life to possess a concrete reliability, and rejoiced most when the poem seemed most direct, an upfront representation of the world it stood in for or stood up for or stood its ground against.”
“Everything I cook tastes better than yo' momma's nipples.”

Source : Coolio (2009). “Cookin' with Coolio: 5 Star Meals at a 1 Star Price”, p.15, Simon and Schuster
“A photographer looks at everything, which is why he must look from beginning to end. Face the subject head-on, stay fixed, turn the entire body into an eye and face the world.”

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