"Have you ever Googled yourself? I did, most depressing thing ever. People have websites hoping I die at 38."

-- Artie Lange

#Depressing Quotes #People Quotes #Most Depressing Quotes

“Music does not excite until it is performed.”
“Failure comes only when we forget our ideals and objectives and principles.”

Source : Jawaharlal Nehru (1964). “Nehru on Socialism: Selected Speeches and Writings”
“The worlds of art and fashion have always been very intertwined at Dior. Francois-Xavier Lalanne and his wife, Claude, for instance, did windows for Monsieur Dior. Dior himself was a gallerist before becoming the revolutionary fashion designer we all know.”
“I do know what my family has done for me, but they do need to give me some space to let me be myself. There would be some things I would handle differently.”
“Only death can seperate me from the wrestling world.”
“The first version of everything is janky,”

Source : Twitter post from Mar 9, 2014
“Never whine about the French. It's considered a sign of weakness to even acknowledge their existence. Remember: The poor devils haven't won anything since they rebuffed the Kaiser at Marne. Irritating the world into submission is their only hope. Ignore them when you can, agree with them when you can't - but never, ever make eye contact. Particularly after dark.”
“I don't trust words. I trust pictures.”

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