"The games haven't even started yet and already there are people complaining about the horrible accommodations at the Sochi Olympic village. Toilets don't flush. The faucets spew discolored water. They say it's like being on a Royal Caribbean cruise."

-- Jay Leno

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“The life of an animal is misery and slavery: that is the plain truth.”
“It was when I was happiest that I longed most...The sweetest thing in all my life has been the longing...to find the place where all the beauty came from.”
“I joined the Communist Party late in 1934. I got out a year and a half later.”
“The ultimate purpose of religious life is to make this evolution move in a direction far more important to the destiny of the ego than the moral health of the social fabric which forms his present environment.”
“Listen deeper than the music before you put it in the box.”
“There is the sudden. There is the eventual. And in between, there is the living.”
“Like so many of our people, we have now had a personal experience of German barbarity which only strengthens the resolution of all of us to fight through to final victory.”
“Everyday is a new beginning and a chance to blow it.”

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