"It's funny... you can make fun of AIDS or Haiti, but if you make fun of some starlet in Hollywood's looks? That's like the one thing... the line you are not to cross."

-- Daniel Tosh

#Funny Quotes #Hollywood Quotes #Looks Quotes

“Come on with the rain / Iâ€™ve a smile on my face.”
“In creating the world, God used arithmetic, geometry, and likewise astronomy.”
“The first step in exceeding your customer's expectations is to know those expectations.”
“I'm a firm believer that everything in life works out the way it's supposed to. And who knows? I figure I've got a few years left (in the NHL) and maybe I can come back in the end.”
“Eun Gi has come back. The Eun Gi I am seeing now is not the Eun Gi I knew before. What is it that she remembers? And what is it that she forgot? What is it that she let go? And what is it that she's looking for? Even though Eun Gi has come back, I am still waiting for that kid. I won't get exhausted, won't get anxious, and won't get... impatient.”
“I am the reflection of my source which is magnificent in all ways.”
“Now I will have less distraction.”

Source : Quoted in Howard Eves, Mathematical Circles (1969)
“When you go on your Twitter or look down your Timeline and it's all great positivity - I love that. But at the same time, it can really divert you from what your purpose is or what you're trying to do. And I've seen artists get caught up in that.”

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