"A person who combs his hair over his bald spot, hoping no one will notice."

-- Rich Hall

#Humorous Quotes #Hair Quotes #Spots Quotes

“The major political event of the twentieth century is the death of socialism.”

Source : "Neo-Conservatism: The Autobiography of an Idea". Book by Irving Kristol, September 20, 1995.
“It seems to me, correct me if I'm wrong, that there are an awful lot of people in Manhattan. And it's getting worse.”
“Your belief in yourselves is the only thing that will make a difference and create an ability for you to see for yourselves, that you really are unlimited beings in the way that you were fashioned to be.”
“I met Elijah Wood once, I met Peter Jackson, I met Orlando Bloom, and they're all really cool.”
“Meditation is the journey from sound to silence, from movement to stillness, from a limited identity to unlimited space.”
“These books ain't window dressing. I think Machiavelli's the most sophisticated writer outside of Shakespeare. Way ahead of his time. Such a manipulative person. Everything he accomplished he did by kissin' ass.”
“I feel as if I'm always on the verge of waking up.”
“If you want to know a country, read its writers.”

Source : "Survival instincts" by Aminatta Forna, www.theguardian.com. April 24, 2009.

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