"Anytime a person goes into a delicatessen and orders a pastrami on white bread, somewhere a Jew dies."

-- Milton Berle

#White Quotes #Order Quotes #Bread Quotes

“What is human life? The first third a good time; the rest remembering about it.”
“In a certain state of mind, all trace of feeling is banished. Whenever I remain silent in a certain way, I don't love you, have you noticed that?”
“The business is about coming up with a business plan and using your relationships and networking and seeing your dreams come true. Everyone on this show has their own business. Fifteen minutes of fame is fleeting. It's about learning the business and creating a new business.”

Source : Source: www.ebony.com
“I remember when I first came around, the computer-generated stuff was pretty wicked. I was like, 'Wow!' but I feel like then for the longest time, we saw so much of it, after a while, you might as well just be watching an animated movie.”
“The indefinite combination of human fallibility and nuclear weapons will lead to the destruction of nations.”

Source : Robert S. McNamara (1992). “The Changing Nature of Global Security and Its Impact on South Asia”
“This world is for those who are born to conquer it, Not for those who dream that are able to conquer it, even if they're right.”
“You must love in such a way that the person you love feels free.”

Source : Thich Nhat Hanh, Sherab Chodzin Kohn (2011). “True Love: A Practice for Awakening the Heart”, p.4, Shambhala Publications
“Indeed, it is sometimes almost as if the problem had to be forgotten to be solved.”

Source : Julian Jaynes (2000). “The Origin of Consciousness in the Breakdown of the Bicameral Mind”, p.54, Houghton Mifflin Harcourt

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