"I think anyone who's perfectly happy isn't particularly funny."

-- Joan Rivers

#Thinking Quotes

“I maintain that Truth is a pathless land, and you cannot approach it by any path whatsoever, by any religion, by any sect.”
“I mean, if cans can be recycled, why not spirits?”

Source : Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.
“There's already a great deal to do writing the songs. And if I were completely in control of it, nobody would be able to say "this song doesn't work."”
“Don't repress your needs and feelings. They fester, becoming corrosive and destructive in your relationships. In a calm, loving way, tell the people in your life what you need. Don't expect people to read your mind. It only leads to disappointment and frustration. Empower them to empower you!”
“Because I had grown up with Jane Austen novels and period dramas, I was very familiar with that period and that world.”
“I worship God as Truth only. I have not yet found Him, but I am seeking after Him.”
“Denounce useless guilt. Donâ€™t make a cult of suffering. Live in the now(or at least the soon). Always do the things you fear most. Courage is an acquired taste like caviar. Trust all joy. If the evil eye fixes you in its gaze, look elsewhere. Get ready to be 87.”
“Forgiveness, which is the place that every story turns, the chance we give each other.”

Source : Beth Kephart (2007). “Undercover”, HarperTeen

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