"Apparently, one in five people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or my dad. Or my older brother, Colin. Or my younger brother, Ho-Chan-Chu. But I think it's Colin."

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Tim Vine

#Brother Quotes #Dad Quotes #Father Quotes

“I grew up around people that enjoyed life day to day and found pleasure in simple things.”
“Not Carnegie, Vanderbilt, and Astor together could have raised money enough to buy a quarter share in my little dogs.”

Source : Ernest Thompson Seton (1905). “Animal Heroes”
“Every man who deserves to be famous knows it is not worth the trouble.”
“Wisdom is to the soul as food is to the body.”
“There's no point apologizing about where you come from.”
“I certainly think that a Labour Government will have to have effective powers to control the outflow of capital.”
“Not one of the first six [U.S.] presidents was an orthodox Christian. Most of the founders were Deists, who "doubted that Christ was a god" and equated God with "the power behind nature, as discerned by science."”
“Always mistrust a subordinate who never finds fault with his superior.”

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