"You wanna get the truth out of me, get me hammered."

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Source : Interview with David Medsker, www.bullz-eye.com. February 3, 2006.

Ron White

#Truth Quotes #Hammered Quotes

“Audacity, more audacity, always audacity.”
“Pro football is like nuclear warfare. There are no winners, only survivors.”
“She's tired and leans her head on his shoulder, which is the resting place for all their heads, but when Justine and Siobhan and Francesca use his body so shamelessly he doesn't feel the need to turn his head and press his mouth against their hair.”
“We all just meet up and someone's house or the studio and we'll just jam and we'll lock into something that sounds cool. I'll go home with tracks of cool parts and work on words. Everyone in the band has a job to do and everyone knows their job and we all do it really well. So, when we're writing, we can just look at one another and say, 'OK, go write this part'. It's not just one person writing or producing everything - everyone's working to product what we have.”

Source : Source: www.theaureview.com
“And being alone is the best way to be When I'm by myself it's the best way to be When I'm all alone it's the best way to be When I'm by myself nobody else can say goodbye”

Source : Song: Circle Of Friends
“Fantasy football is actually an amazing American pastime, because it takes the ultimate team sport, NFL and football, and turns it into the quest for individual achievement.”

Source : Source: deadline.com
“I think not having a routine is what keeps me centered. I only have a routine when I am working.”
“Now I also want to say, without a doubt, there are some wonderful, wonderful, absolutely wonderful things about being a man. But at the same time, there's some stuff that's just straight up twisted. And we really need to begin to challenge, look at it, and really get in the process of deconstructing, redefining, what we come to know as manhood.”

Source : "A call to men". TED Talk, www.ted.com. December 2010.

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