"You don't look down at your feet. A lot of comedians want to look down at their feet, but you break contact with the audience."

-- Louis C. K.

#Comedian Quotes #Break Quotes #Audience Quotes

“And you poor creatures--who conjured you out of the clay? Is God in show business, too?”

Source : "Fictional character: Arthur Frayn". "Zardoz", www.imdb.com. 1974.
“The time has come to repeal 'Don't Ask, Don't Tell.' It is the right thing to do. Every American should have the opportunity to serve their country, regardless of race, sex, creed, or sexual orientation.”
“I'm always storing away phrases and ideas and things that I think might turn into songs.”
“Well-referenced, with numerous quotations from renowned Egyptologists and classical scholars, Acharya's penetrating research clearly lays out the very ancient pre-Christian basis of modern Christianity. Those who espouse Christianity beware! After digesting the evidence, you will never again view your religion in the same light.”
“I can honestly, and proudly, say that I never was on the casting couch. Oh, of course there have been advances from certain men in the movie industry, but nothing overwhelming.”
“Activity and passivity must go together in asanas.”
“You know, you've got serious pieces, you've got light pieces, you've got cooking segments, you've got health-related topics, so it's not as if they've had a unique personality from the get-go.”
“Uranium is the raw material of a power-elite who has taken Mother Earth's every living creature hostage.”

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