"I had the right to remain silent... but I didn't have the ability."

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Source : "I Had the Right to Remain Silent...But I Didn't Have the Ability". Book by Ron White, June 6, 2006.

Ron White

#Funny Life Quotes #Silent Quotes #Funny Bumper Sticker Quotes

“a man there was, though some did count him mad, the more he cast away the more he had.”
“The same disappointments in life will chasten and refine one man's spirit, embitter another's.”
“To me, falling in love is the first step in losing my confidence. If I'm in love with somebody, I think that obviously he must have other people in his life. Everything that makes me balanced and happy is suddenly in the hands of someone else. It's an extremely uneasy feeling.”

Source : Source: www.interviewmagazine.com
“Your priority has to be the creativity - and build a brand. That's what everybody did - Balenciaga, Dior, Saint Laurent. That's the smart thing to do.”

Source : Interview with Cathy Horyn, runway.blogs.nytimes.com. June 29, 2007.
“Is it not passing brave to be a King and ride in triumph through Persepolis?”
“Greatness is not always largeness.”

Source : Maud Lindsay (2010). “Mother Stories”, p.88, Heart of Dixie Publishing
“Whether or not someone sexualizes you for wearing an outfit, that's their problem and not yours.”
“Sometimes I think that all anyone needs in life is lots of popcorn and a few Lovelies”

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