"If politicians all told the truth, we'd be out of business."

-- Jay Leno

#Politician Quotes

“If Villa got another goal now it would change the scoreline completely.”
“Ambition is a dream with a V8 engine. Ain't nowhere else in the world where you can go from driving a truck to cadillac overnight”
“The premonition of death may for many be a stimulus to novelty of experience: the imminence of death serves to sweep away the inessential preoccupations for those who do not flee from the thought of death into triviality.”

Source : David Riesman (1955). “Selected essays from Individualism reconsidered”
“My biggest excuse to others and myself was that I had writer's block, as if it was some kind of illness.”
“Understand two thoughts, and fear them. One says, "You are a saint," the other, "You won't be saved." Both of these thoughts are from the enemy, and there is no truth in them. But think this way: I am a great sinner, but the Lord is merciful. He loves people very much, and He will forgive my sins.”
“... there are two ways of being unhappy. Not getting what you want is one. Getting what you want is the other.”
“A wise woman knows how to summon her courage and do what is right, rather than what is easy.”
“Given the scale of trauma caused by the genocide, Rwanda has indicated that however thin the hope of a community can be, a hero always emerges. Although no one can dare claim that it is now a perfect state, and that no more work is needed, Rwanda has risen from the ashes as a model or truth and reconciliation.”

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