"Most public bathrooms now have automatic toilet sensors. People can't even be trusted to flush."

-- Dov Davidoff

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“If I ever asked you about love, you'd probably quote me a sonnet. But you've never looked a woman and been totally vulnerable.”
“There ought to be something about computers and artificial intelligence [in Bartlett's Familiar Quotations]. Surely somebody somewhere said something memorable.”
“The best time to cry is at night, when the lights are out and someone is being beaten up and screaming for help.”
“You can't really fake confidence. You know what I mean? Just be confident in who you are when you walk into a room, feel like you own it.”

Source : Interview with David Morris, www.askmen.com. December 20, 2014.
“Yeah, we went to England to do a show and I got off the plane and I couldn't write my name or hold my hand up.”
“I find the more you analyze, the less you really know.”
“Hollywood is the same as any other place when it comes to love, marriage, and divorce ... some people have trouble staying married and some people have trouble staying single.”
“Transformation is not five minutes from now; it's a present activity. In this moment you can make a different choice, and it's these small choices and successes that build up over time to help cultivate a healthy self-image and self esteem.”

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