"Gotta get rid of these free radicals, but first I need to figure out what they are."

-- Dov Davidoff

#Firsts Quotes #Needs Quotes #Figures Quotes

“Beauty is transient and changes with time.”
“Kartik places a sovereign in the lady's cup, and I know that it's likely all he has. "Why did you do that?" I ask. He kicks a rock on the ground, balancing it nimbly between his feet like a ball. "She needed it." Father says it isn't good to give money to beggers. They'll only spend it unwisely on drink or other pleasures. "She might buy ale with it." He shrugs. "Then she'll have ale. It isn't the pound that matters; it's the hope...I know what it's like to fight for things that others take for granted.”
“Death is the great wrecking ball that destroys everything. Everything that we have done, everything that we are doing now, and all our plans for the future are completely and irrevocably destroyed when we die. Only teenagers live in that state of temporary insanity when they believe themselves immune from death.”
“Songs are often written by people who are witnesses to history,”
“A bit of advice: never read a pop-up book about giraffes.”
“Look at countries like China, they are determined to dominate all clean technology areas, putting lots of money into wind, solar, electric vehicles and battery storage. America's political impotence, caused by their terrible partisanship, will see them left behind.”
“Think about each pitch like you think about women, then select one which is particularly appealing.”
“I went to law school because I understood what the power of the law is to make a difference in people's lives.”

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