"If you go to Bed Bath & Beyond without a coupon, people will wonder if you're OK."

-- John Pinette

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“You never heard of a comedy team that didn't fight, did you?”

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“You can always go back and reconstruct stuff in a documentary, but it's so much cooler when you're there as it happens.”

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“You can't dream up confidence. Confidence is born of demonstrated ability.”
“The Los Angeles Air Pollution Control Board is established in 1946 in an effort to discover the cause of the brown cloud hanging over the city and decide how to combat and disperse it. In 1949, after intense lobbying from both the automobile and oil industries, and against the recommendations and position of the Los Angeles Air Pollution Control Board, the public rail system, which at one time was the largest in the world, and still serves a majority of the city's population, is decommissioned and torn out. It is replaced by a small fleet of buses.”
“Jo began to dance a jig,...Amy nearly fell out of the window in her surprise, and Meg exclaimed, with uplifted hands, 'Well I do believe the world is coming to an end!”
“You don't make progress by standing on the sidelines, whimpering and complaining. You make progress by implementing ideas.”
“After everything I've been through, the last thing I'm going to apologize for is my paranoia”
“The feelings, sentiments, values and responses of our children, or of any citizen, are none of the government's damned business. That we must support a government agency that gives itself to the emotional and ideological manipulation of citizens is infamous.”

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