"Al Gore has found a new job. He is going to teach journalism at Columbia University, which is ironic isn't it? The guy who did all the coke winds up going to the White House, the guy who didn't do coke goes to Columbia."

-- Jay Leno

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“Then I grasped the meaning of the greatest secret that human poetry and human thought and belief have to impart: The salvation of man is through love and in love.”
“Learning how to make your own fun and discover things on your own is something that is applicable to any job, any relationship, any trip, any adventure in life.”
“I like to have the screen full of color, twenty colors on the screen at once, fifty colors. There are no dominants despite what people have said.”
“Real life isn't always going to be perfect or go our way, but the recurring acknowledgement of what is working in our lives can help us not only to survive but surmount our difficulties.”
“Under the circumstances, may I suggest another means of encouraging probity in elective office. I refer to term limitations, which can serve ends beyond that of saving congressional souls.”
“Music is the universal language of mankind.”
“Well, half of half our faction.' 'In some circles they call that a quarter, Mar,' Lynn says.”
“I play weird. I'm always just behind. We [drummers] only have so much room. We're not guitarists.”

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