"If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age."

-- George Burns

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“Nothing like being scolded by a hippie.”
“I don't have an ego that makes me believe the world revolves around me. I am not self-absorbed.”
“Every work [of literature] has both a situation and a story. The situation is the context or circumstance, sometimes the plot; the story is the emotional experience that preoccupies the writer: the insight, the wisdom, the thing one has come to say”
“It's not where you start but where you finish.”
“Economics is really politics in disguise.”
“My view is that Washington and the regulators are there to serve the banks.”

Source : "Spencer Bachus finally gets his chairmanship" by Mary Orndorff Troyan, blog.al.com. December 9, 2010.
“Love is the recognition of beauty.”
“I love you without knowing how, or when, or from where. I love you simply, without problems or pride: I love you in this way because I do not know any other way of loving but this, in which there is no I or you, so intimate that your hand upon my chest is my hand, so intimate that when I fall asleep your eyes close.”

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