"The average person has one Fallopian tube."

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Bo Burnham

#Average Quotes #Average Person Quotes #Persons Quotes

“Be careful, boy. In some tales, the hero gets eaten by the monster after all .”
“Though their life was modest, they believed in eating well.”
“Child welfare ought really to cover all sorts of topics, such as better water and sanitation and good roads, and clean streets and public parks and playgrounds.”
“I've always been curious about the psychology of the person behind the mask. When someone is anonymous, it opens the door to all kinds of antisocial behavior, as seen by the Ku Klux Klan.”

Source : "Swinging Modern Sounds #35: The Location Of The Soul". Interview with Rick Moody, therumpus.net. April 20, 2012.
“By what right do you refuse to accept the vote of a citizen of the United States?”
“We were given: Two hands to hold. Two legs to walk. Two eyes to see. Two ears to listen. But why only one heart? Because the other was given to someone else. For us to find.”
“Because I'm little, I think the audience likes me.”
“Did You wrap yourself inside the unexpected so we might know that Love would go that far?”

Source : Song: Be Born In Me

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