"Not everyone can be as successful a performer as myself, who gave 10 great performances the first time I ever did comedy, and then toiled in obscurity for years."

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Source : "Scott Aukerman of Comedy Death-Ray". Interview with Kyle Ryan, tv.avclub.com. June 22, 2010.

Scott Aukerman

#Successful Quotes #Years Quotes #Obscurity Quotes

“I know what I like and what I want, and I can sit and enjoy every 10 minutes that go by. And truly enjoy it.”
“Kauai is kind of my place where I go to get centered. Its always my place to come back and feel normal again.”
“Christ - an anarchist who succeeded.”
“There has been a constant struggle on the part of the military element to keep the end- fighting, or readiness to fight-superior to mere administrative considerations. The military man, having to do the fighting, considers that the chief necessity; the administrator equally naturally tends to think the smooth running of the machine the most admirable quality.”

Source : Alfred Thayer Mahan (1918). “Mahan on Naval Warfare: Selections from the Writing of Rear Admiral Alfred T. Mahan”
“People who sleep around to get roles are frail and scared and most likely without talent. It's their own little horror show that only they can deal with.”
“Presenting both sides of Christianity gives the skeptic room to breathe - and to consider the possibility that there's room in Christianity for diversity in interpreting the Bible. And it gives the traditionalist pause to think again - and to consider the possibility that she might need to tweak her hermeneutic.”
“Take my heart and mold it; take my mind, transform it; take my will, conform it - to Yours, to Yours, to Yours.”

Source : Song: Take My Life
“What did Jesus Christ say to the Teamsters? 'Do nothing till I get back.”

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