"I've been living out of a suitcase for over a decade."

-- Nikki Glaser

#Suitcases Quotes #Decades Quotes

“Boys never believe I can beat them, she told me back then. But I always win in the end.”
“Snobbery is the pride of those who are not sure of their position.”
“Though most people love to look at the games of the great attacking masters, some of the most successful players in history have been the quiet positional players. They slowly grind you down by taking away your space, tying up your pieces, and leaving you with virtually nothing to do!”
“My only books were women's looks.”
“To me, friendship means loving tolerance.”

Source : Source: www.moviesonline.ca
“You know who has tenure? The pope has tenure. The Queen of England has tenure. So does Fidel and the communists - because they represent the people, of course (scoff). Federal judges have tenure as well - no federal judge has ever successfully been removed. And then there's the college professors. Me. How do you like that?”
“Most faults are not in our Constitution, but in ourselves.”

Source : The Washington Post, November 12, 1970.
“I enjoy every climb - maybe it's because it's a literal dance between life and death.”

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